Bakerfield added that Adams would soon progress from the jumping-and-touching-doorways phase to the crossing-your-arms-over-your-chest-turning-around-and-pawing-at-the-back-of-your-own-shoulders-to-make-it-seem-like-you’re-making-out-with-someone phase.~ Area Boy Enters Jumping-And-Touching-Tops-Of-Doorways Phase | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
